Meme Insider
The Solana meme coin casino never sleeps, and until now you’ve had to glue yourself to the screen, refreshing DexScreener every three seconds just to catch a 3 % move before the JEETs dump.
That reality might be about to change.
Yesterday Dan (@cto_memetus), CTO of Buff Trade, posted a short but extremely loud teaser:
Much more sophisticated agent strategies are coming with @solayer_labs.
One idea.
Your agents will scalp for you. Stop clicking. Stop slipping. Save your PnL.
The thread immediately got a “Let’s go dan.” from Buff co-founder Jiha and a single, perfectly ominous 👀 from the official Solayer account.
What “your agents will scalp for you” actually means
Right now most retail traders (and even many “pros”) on Solana still manually spam the buy/sell button on Photon or BullX the moment a chart twitches.
In a 100 ms-block-time environment with 20-50 % impact on a fresh meme pool, that manual click is usually already too late — you eat slippage, the price runs another 2× after your fill, and your PnL looks like a sad flat line.
The vision Dan is teasing is an on-chain agent that:
- Watches multiple pairs or an entire watchlist 24/7
- Executes micro-scalps inside the same block or across consecutive blocks with MEV-protected routing
- Rebalances grid-style or momentum-style without you ever touching the keyboard
- Uses Solayer’s restaked/restaking + high-performance execution layer to stay ahead of regular Jupiter swaps
In plain English: your own personal scalping bot that actually works and doesn’t cost you 5 SOL in failed transactions every time it tries.
Why this is a meme coin trader’s dream
- Zero emotional FOMO buys at the absolute top
- No more rage-selling because you got filled 15 % worse than mid price
- Compounding tiny edges across hundreds of trades per day — the way actual prop shops make money
- Sleep — you can finally sleep
Because the agents will be powered by Solayer’s infinitely scalable SVM execution, the strategies can be significantly more complex than the simple copy-trade or sniper bots we have today. Think multi-leg orders, dynamic position sizing, cross-pool arbitrage inside the same block — stuff that normally requires a full colocation setup.
Current state & what to watch
This is still in the “one idea” teaser phase, but the fact that both teams are publicly hyping it means something is already cooking. Buff Trade has been quietly shipping agent tooling for months, and Solayer has been positioning itself as the high-performance execution layer for exactly this kind of use case.
For meme coin degens, the implication is clear: the gap between retail clickers and the bot lords is about to shrink — or disappear entirely if you own the right agent.
We’ll be tracking every update on this collaboration. When Buff starts dropping agent templates that scalp for you while you’re asleep, you’ll hear it here first.
