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The Crypto Silly Scale Explained: DATCOs and the Slippery Slope to Zombie Coins

The Crypto Silly Scale Explained: DATCOs and the Slippery Slope to Zombie Coins

In the wild world of crypto, where fortunes flip faster than a meme goes viral, the team at 0xResearch just dropped a gem of a concept: the "Silly Scale™." Shared in a recent tweet by @0xResearch, this scale breaks down the escalating levels of absurdity in crypto investments, particularly in the context of Digital Asset Treasury Companies (DATCOs). If you're into meme tokens, this is especially relevant because it highlights how "silly" plays can overlap with the chaotic energy of memecoins.

What Are DATCOs and Why the Slippery Slope?

First off, let's clarify what a DATCO is. Short for Digital Asset Treasury Company, these are public companies that stash a significant portion of their treasury in crypto assets. Think MicroStrategy, which has been hoarding Bitcoin like it's going out of style. According to insights from Galaxy Research, DATCOs represent a bridge between traditional finance (TradFi) and crypto, continuously acquiring digital assets as part of their core strategy.

The "slippery slope" here refers to how these companies might start with safe bets like Bitcoin but gradually slide into riskier territories. In the livestream clip shared by 0xResearch hosts @salveboccaccio (aka Bocc) and @defi_kay_, they humorously outline this descent into silliness. It's not just about holding crypto; it's about how far you're willing to push the envelope before things get downright ridiculous.

Breaking Down the Silly Scale

The Silly Scale, as coined by Bocc, has three main levels, each ramping up the risk and absurdity:

  • Big Raises Relative to Float on Large Caps: This is the entry point. Imagine a major crypto like Bitcoin or Ethereum getting a massive price pump from a relatively small investment compared to its circulating supply (that's the "float" – the number of tokens available for trading). It's silly because even a billion-dollar influx can move the market needle significantly, creating outsized pops that feel almost too easy.

  • Mid-Cap Alts: Level two kicks in when investors chase mid-cap alternative coins (alts). These aren't the blue-chip giants but projects with market caps in the hundreds of millions to a few billion. The discussion points out how announcements or hype can lead to massive price surges here, way beyond what's justified by fundamentals. It's like betting on the underdog in a race – exciting, but you're starting to feel the risk.

  • Zombie Coin Resurrection (FTT/LUNA)​: The pinnacle of silliness? Bringing back "dead" coins from the grave. Examples include FTT (the FTX exchange token that tanked after the 2022 collapse) and LUNA (from the Terra ecosystem meltdown). Pumping these revived zombies means you're ignoring history's harsh lessons, hoping for a miracle rally. As one panelist quips in the clip, "Yeah, pumping a dead coin that should probably forever know if you can go much lower... taking something out of the grave."

The livestream panel, featuring analysts like Danny, Shaundadevens, and Kunal Doshi from Blockworks Research, reacts with a mix of humor and head-scratching. They debate just how deep this rabbit hole can go, with lines like "I think we can go down a couple levels" capturing the speculative spirit of crypto.

How This Ties into Meme Tokens

At Meme Insider, we're all about those viral, community-driven tokens that often defy logic. Meme coins like Dogecoin or newer sensations fit snugly into the Silly Scale, probably somewhere between mid-cap alts and zombie resurrections. They thrive on hype, social media buzz, and zero fundamentals – pure silliness in action.

But here's the kicker: as DATCOs slide down this slope, could we see corporations dipping into meme tokens? Imagine a public company announcing a treasury allocation to a frog-themed memecoin. It sounds absurd now, but in crypto, yesterday's joke is tomorrow's headline. This scale serves as a warning (or invitation?) for blockchain practitioners: understand the risks before you YOLO into the next level.

The discussion also touches on market psychology. When alts pop off disproportionately, it signals we're in a bullish, irrational phase. For meme token hunters, this is prime time – but remember, what goes up silly can come down hard.

Key Takeaways for Crypto Enthusiasts

  • Stay Aware of the Slope: Whether you're a DATCO exec or a retail meme trader, recognize when investments shift from strategic to speculative.
  • Learn from History: Zombie coins like FTT and LUNA remind us that resurrections are rare and often short-lived.
  • Embrace the Humor: Crypto's silliness is part of its charm. As the 0xResearch team shows, laughing about it can help you navigate better.

If you haven't checked out the full livestream, head over to 0xResearch on X or their podcast for more analyst insights. In the meantime, keep your portfolio balanced – a little silly is fun, but don't slide too far!

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