Ever scrolled through your X feed and wondered why half the posts feel like they're screaming for attention? Yeah, me too. In a recent thread that's got the crypto and meme communities buzzing, @uncledoomer nailed it: "elon paying people to post has incentivized a new perverse form of engagement bait trolling. people used to act retarded to troll for the love of the game. but now, just as life trends toward carcinization, the form of a crab, on a long enough timeline, all posters become lolcows."
Let's break this down because if you're knee-deep in meme tokens like $PEPE or $DOGE, this hits close to home. Back in the day, trolling was pure chaos—think early 4chan vibes where folks dropped absurd memes just to watch the world burn, no strings attached. It was the love of the game, as Uncle Doomer puts it. But fast-forward to now, with Elon Musk's big push for X monetization, everything's changed. Creators get paid based on impressions and engagement, turning every post into a potential paycheck. Suddenly, that "retarded" troll isn't about the lulz anymore; it's bait designed to hook replies, likes, and shares for cold, hard cash.
And here's where it gets hilariously dark: Doomer drops this gem comparing it to carcinization. If you're not up on your evolutionary biology, carcinization is this wild phenomenon where totally unrelated sea critters—like lobsters or shrimp—keep evolving into crab-like shapes over millions of years. It's nature's way of saying, "Hey, crab form works, so why not?" Apply that to X, and boom: on a long enough timeline, all posters crab-ify into lolcows. For the uninitiated, a lolcow is internet slang for someone who milks ridicule for attention—think endless threads of self-owning rants that the mob farms for laughs. It's the ultimate troll reversal: you start as the jester, end up as the punchline.
In the wild world of meme tokens, this shift is a double-edged sword. On one hand, engagement bait can rocket a token to the moon—remember how viral shitposts launched Dogelon Mars into the stratosphere? A well-timed crab meme or Elon roast could net you thousands in trades. But on the flip side, it's flooding feeds with noise. As one reply in the thread points out, it's like "indirect censorship," where genuine bangers get drowned out by paid-for drivel. Meme creators who used to drop fire for the culture now chase algorithms, churning out low-effort bait that reeks of desperation. Half the accounts? Straight-up engagement farmers from Pakistan or India, grinding for pennies per post.
Don't get me wrong—monetization isn't all bad. It democratizes earning on X, letting indie meme lords skip the middleman and cash in directly. But when the incentive flips from fun to farming, the soul of the platform crabs out. We're seeing it everywhere: crypto Twitter's once-sharp discourse now littered with quote-tweet grifts, and even blockchain news gets buried under "BREAKING: thoughts?" spam. Uncle Doomer's thread sparked replies from folks still holding out—"I havent taken monetization... just doing this for the love of the game"—but how long until they cave?
As someone who's edited countless crypto stories at CoinDesk and now curates the meme token chaos at Meme Insider, I've seen timelines shift. The key for blockchain practitioners? Stay authentic. Use tools like Dune Analytics to track real engagement, not just vanity metrics. Build communities around substance—drop educational threads on Solana meme launches or Ethereum layer-2 memes that actually teach something. Because in this crab-filled sea, the ones who evolve beyond the bait? They'll be the ones surfing the next wave.
What do you think—has X's payout party ruined the troll game, or is it just evolution in action? Hit the replies, but make it count. No farming allowed.