The absolute perfect meme just dropped for one of the most anticipated launches of the season.

@SOLPlayboy cooked with this video that had the entire timeline nodding “yeah… that’s me right now.”

You know the one: four Greek philosopher statues sitting in the most soul-crushing waiting room known to man, staring straight into your soul with that dead-eyed “are we there yet” energy. Green Reya rug on the floor, “DOORS OPEN NOV 25TH” slapped across the screen, CoinList signs everywhere, and a Reya ICO poster on the wall.

It’s not just funny — it’s scary accurate.

We are literally less than 24 hours from the Reya Network public sale on CoinList and the degen waiting room is packed.

Why Reya Actually Matters (Beyond the Meme)

Most perp DEXs force you to pick two: speed or decentralization.

Reya said “nah” and built a trading-optimized based rollup that gives CEX-level performance (1 ms execution, zero-lag orderbook) while staying fully on-chain and secured by Ethereum.

They already have millions in real volume flowing through the DEX, verifiable zk-anchored design, passive liquidity providers earning real yield, active liquidity providers getting boosted, and a growing crowd of traders who actually use the product.

This isn’t hopium — it’s shipping.

The token model is also one of the cleanest we’ve seen in a while: heavy community allocation, no ridiculous VC cliffs that dump on retail, actual utility from day one (governance + revenue share for liquidity providers).

CoinList Sale Details – Mark Your Calendar

• Sale opens: November 25, 2025 @ 17:00 UTC
• Price: $0.01875 per $REYA
• Raise: $3M public round
• FDV: $150M
• Min/Max: $100 min, no max (while supplies last)
• Purchase with USDT or USDC (ERC-20 only)
• Direct link → coinlist.co/reya

50% unlock at TGE, 50% linear over (check CoinList page for exact vesting, but it’s retail-friendly).

Previous raises from Coinbase Ventures, Framework, Wintermute, Robot Ventures, etc. — the list is stupid.

The Waiting Room Is Full

Whether you’re a yield-chasing statue, a 100x degen, or just someone who likes fast perps without getting front-run into oblivion, tomorrow is the day the doors finally open.

The meme says it all.

We’ve been sitting here staring at the screen since the Voltz days.

Tomorrow we finally get to walk through.

See you in the waiting room.

(Or, you know, on the Reya DEX leaderboards right after.)